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EU employ French Brexit negotiator to shrug and pretend not to understand English
The European Union has employed French politician Michel Barnier to oversea the Brexit negotiations from the EU side, who was chosen for his particularly annoying shrug and his ability to pretend that he doesn’t speak a word English, despite being fluent in the language.
‘The United Kingdom has voted to leave the European Union, and that is understandable because they are very stupid’ he said unhelpfully at the start of negotiations. ‘Now I will leave you to eat your disgusting English sandwiches at your computers while I have a delicious three course lunch between noon and three o’clock.’
Throughout the negotiations Barnier has made it clear he intends to criticize English cuisine, the British public transport system and the failure of the English football team to win anything in the last half century.
‘We intend to make Britain regret its decision to leave the EU’ he told reporters. ‘Every suggestion that they make, I will just shrug and say ‘Ce n’est pas possible.’ And then even if they speak perfect French I will laugh at their accent and say ‘Je ne comprends pas!’
‘In the end, the British will find the job of leaving the EU much too difficult, and will pay a load of Poles to do it for them.’
Categories: Fake News
IN-PERSON THIRD SUNDAY ENGLISH REGENCY DANCING AND TEA IN LOS ANGELES
Start: 05/16/2021 - 1:30pm
End: 05/16/2021 - 5:30pm
THIRD SUNDAY ENGLISH REGENCY DANCING AND TEA MAY 16TH AT 1:30-5:30 PM
MASKS REQUIRED – PROOF OF COVID VACCINATION REQUIRED–TEMP TAKEN ON SITE
Please join us at English Regency Dancing and Tea celebrating the World of Jane Austen and the English Regency Period.
SILVER PARK ARTS * 2030 GLENDALE BLVD [150 FEET OFF THE CA-2] * LOS ANGELES CA 90039
PARK EITHER ALONG GLENDALE BLVD OR IN LOT OFF BAXTER ST. BEHIND THE CHURCH
Doors open at 1 pm * Dancing from 1:30 - 5:30 pm * Social Tea from 3-4 pm
Categories: Mass Historia
IN-PERSON THIRD SUNDAY ENGLISH REGENCY DANCING AND TEA IN LOS ANGELES
Start: 05/16/2021 - 1:30pm
End: 05/16/2021 - 5:30pm
THIRD SUNDAY ENGLISH REGENCY DANCING AND TEA MAY 16TH AT 1:30-5:30 PM
MASKS REQUIRED – PROOF OF COVID VACCINATION REQUIRED–TEMP TAKEN ON SITE
Please join us at English Regency Dancing and Tea celebrating the World of Jane Austen and the English Regency Period.
SILVER PARK ARTS * 2030 GLENDALE BLVD [150 FEET OFF THE CA-2] * LOS ANGELES CA 90039
PARK EITHER ALONG GLENDALE BLVD OR IN LOT OFF BAXTER ST. BEHIND THE CHURCH
Doors open at 1 pm * Dancing from 1:30 - 5:30 pm * Social Tea from 3-4 pm
Categories: Events
In-Person Third Sunday English Regency Dancing & Tea in Los Angeles.
Start: 06/20/2021 - 1:30pm
End: 06/20/2021 - 5:30pm
In-Person Third Sunday English Regency Dancing & Tea in Los Angeles.
If you're within driving distance of Los Angeles, please join us on Sunday, May 16, 2021 at
Silver Park Arts
2030 Glendale Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90039
Parking on Glendale Blvd, and in parking lot off Baxter Street
Doors open at 1pm,
Dancing from 1:30 - 5: 30 pm with
Afternoon Tea at from 3-4 pm.
Light refreshments provided, donation of food gratefully accepted.
No special costume, partner, or experience required
All dances taught & prompted.
Admission: $10.00
Categories: Events
Zoom English Regency Dancing with the Beraha's
Start: 05/23/2021 - 2:00pm
End: 05/23/2021 - 4:30pm
"There's any number of reasons to come to an on-line dance, from having background music and voices in an otherwise-empty house to chatting, visiting, listening, and (yes) dancing. "
Sip, chat, and Dance Like Jane Austen. Let's party like it's 1799!
COVID-19 update: Our in-person Third Sunday English Regency Dances and Teas IN LOS ANGELES have resumed on Third Sundays.
IN ADDITION:
We are holding English Regency dancing and tea online on 2nd and 4th Sundays at 3 pm Pacific Time.
General information:
The dances shall be adapted to one or two dancers.
Categories: Mass Historia
Zoom English Regency Dancing with the Beraha's
Start: 05/23/2021 - 2:00pm
End: 05/23/2021 - 4:30pm
"There's any number of reasons to come to an on-line dance, from having background music and voices in an otherwise-empty house to chatting, visiting, listening, and (yes) dancing. "
Sip, chat, and Dance Like Jane Austen. Let's party like it's 1799!
COVID-19 update: Our in-person Third Sunday English Regency Dances and Teas IN LOS ANGELES have resumed on Third Sundays.
IN ADDITION:
We are holding English Regency dancing and tea online on 2nd and 4th Sundays at 3 pm Pacific Time.
General information:
The dances shall be adapted to one or two dancers.
Categories: Events
ZOOM ENGLISH REGENCY DANCING AND TEA WITH THE BERAHAS
Start: 06/13/2021 - 3:00pm
End: 06/13/2021 - 4:30pm
"There's any number of reasons to come to an on-line dance, from having background music and voices in an otherwise-empty house to chatting, visiting, listening, and (yes) dancing. "
Sip, chat, and Dance Like Jane Austen. Let's party like it's 1799!
COVID-19 update: Our Zoom Third Sunday English Regency Dances and Teas shall continue on the 2nd and 4th Sundays.
[In-Person Third Sunday dances & Teas in Los Angeles have resumed.]
General information:
The dances shall be adapted to one or two dancers.
Period clothing is optional.
Categories: Mass Historia
ZOOM ENGLISH REGENCY DANCING AND TEA WITH THE BERAHAS
Start: 06/13/2021 - 3:00pm
End: 06/13/2021 - 4:30pm
"There's any number of reasons to come to an on-line dance, from having background music and voices in an otherwise-empty house to chatting, visiting, listening, and (yes) dancing. "
Sip, chat, and Dance Like Jane Austen. Let's party like it's 1799!
COVID-19 update: Our Zoom Third Sunday English Regency Dances and Teas shall continue on the 2nd and 4th Sundays.
[In-Person Third Sunday dances & Teas in Los Angeles have resumed.]
General information:
The dances shall be adapted to one or two dancers.
Period clothing is optional.
Categories: Events
In-Person THIRD SUNDAY ENGLISH REGENCY DANCING AND TEA In Los Angeles Resumes on May 16, 2021
Start: 05/16/2021 - 1:30pm
End: 05/16/2021 - 5:30pm
Announcing the resumption of In-Person Third Sunday English Regency Dancing & Tea in Los Angeles.
If you're within driving distance of Los Angeles, please join us on Sunday, May 16, 2021 at
Silver Park Arts
2030 Glendale Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90039
Parking on Glendale Blvd, and in parking lot off Baxter Street
Doors open at 1pm,
Dancing from 1:30 - 5: 30 pm with
Afternoon Tea at from 3-4 pm.
Light refreshments provided, donation of food gratefully accepted.
No special costume, partner, or experience required
All dances taught & prompted.
Admission: $10.00
Categories: Mass Historia
In-Person THIRD SUNDAY ENGLISH REGENCY DANCING AND TEA In Los Angeles Resumes on May 16, 2021
Start: 05/16/2021 - 1:30pm
End: 05/16/2021 - 5:30pm
Announcing the resumption of In-Person Third Sunday English Regency Dancing & Tea in Los Angeles.
If you're within driving distance of Los Angeles, please join us on Sunday, May 16, 2021 at
Silver Park Arts
2030 Glendale Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90039
Parking on Glendale Blvd, and in parking lot off Baxter Street
Doors open at 1pm,
Dancing from 1:30 - 5: 30 pm with
Afternoon Tea at from 3-4 pm.
Light refreshments provided, donation of food gratefully accepted.
No special costume, partner, or experience required
All dances taught & prompted.
Admission: $10.00
Categories: Events
Zoom English Regency Dancing with the Beraha's
Start: 05/09/2021 - 3:00pm
End: 05/09/2021 - 4:30pm
"There's any number of reasons to come to an on-line dance, from having background music and voices in an otherwise-empty house to chatting, visiting, listening, and (yes) dancing. "
Sip, chat, and Dance Like Jane Austen. Let's party like it's 1799!
COVID-19 update: Our in-person Third Sunday English Regency Dances and Teas IN LOS ANGELES are SUSPENDED until after ordinances restricting large gatherings are lifted.
However!
We are holding English Regency dancing and tea online this Sunday and every Sunday at 3 pm Pacific Time.
General information:
Categories: Mass Historia
Zoom English Regency Dancing with the Beraha's
Start: 05/09/2021 - 3:00pm
End: 05/09/2021 - 4:30pm
"There's any number of reasons to come to an on-line dance, from having background music and voices in an otherwise-empty house to chatting, visiting, listening, and (yes) dancing. "
Sip, chat, and Dance Like Jane Austen. Let's party like it's 1799!
COVID-19 update: Our in-person Third Sunday English Regency Dances and Teas IN LOS ANGELES are SUSPENDED until after ordinances restricting large gatherings are lifted.
However!
We are holding English Regency dancing and tea online this Sunday and every Sunday at 3 pm Pacific Time.
General information:
Categories: Events
ENGLISH REGENCY DANCING AND TEA ON ZOOM WITH THE BERAHAS
Start: 05/02/2021 - 3:00pm
End: 05/02/2021 - 4:30pm
"There's any number of reasons to come to an on-line dance, from having background music and voices in an otherwise-empty house to chatting, visiting, listening, and (yes) dancing. "
Sip, chat, and Dance Like Jane Austen. Let's party like it's 1799!
COVID-19 update: Our in-person Third Sunday English Regency Dances and Teas IN LOS ANGELES are SUSPENDED until after ordinances restricting large gatherings are lifted.
However!
We are holding English Regency dancing and tea online this Sunday and every Sunday at 3 pm Pacific Time.
General information:
Categories: Mass Historia
ENGLISH REGENCY DANCING AND TEA ON ZOOM WITH THE BERAHAS
Start: 05/02/2021 - 3:00pm
End: 05/02/2021 - 4:30pm
"There's any number of reasons to come to an on-line dance, from having background music and voices in an otherwise-empty house to chatting, visiting, listening, and (yes) dancing. "
Sip, chat, and Dance Like Jane Austen. Let's party like it's 1799!
COVID-19 update: Our in-person Third Sunday English Regency Dances and Teas IN LOS ANGELES are SUSPENDED until after ordinances restricting large gatherings are lifted.
However!
We are holding English Regency dancing and tea online this Sunday and every Sunday at 3 pm Pacific Time.
General information:
Categories: Events
ENGLISH REGENCY DANCING AND TEA ON ZOOM WITH THE BERAHAS
Start: 04/25/2021 - 3:00pm
End: 04/25/2021 - 4:30pm
"There's any number of reasons to come to an on-line dance, from having background music and voices in an otherwise-empty house to chatting, visiting, listening, and (yes) dancing. "
Sip, chat, and Dance Like Jane Austen. Let's party like it's 1799!
COVID-19 update: Our in-person Third Sunday English Regency Dances and Teas IN LOS ANGELES are SUSPENDED until after ordinances restricting large gatherings are lifted.
However!
We are holding English Regency dancing and tea online this Sunday and every Sunday at 3 pm Pacific Time.
General information:
Categories: Mass Historia
ENGLISH REGENCY DANCING AND TEA ON ZOOM WITH THE BERAHAS
Start: 04/25/2021 - 3:00pm
End: 04/25/2021 - 4:30pm
"There's any number of reasons to come to an on-line dance, from having background music and voices in an otherwise-empty house to chatting, visiting, listening, and (yes) dancing. "
Sip, chat, and Dance Like Jane Austen. Let's party like it's 1799!
COVID-19 update: Our in-person Third Sunday English Regency Dances and Teas IN LOS ANGELES are SUSPENDED until after ordinances restricting large gatherings are lifted.
However!
We are holding English Regency dancing and tea online this Sunday and every Sunday at 3 pm Pacific Time.
General information:
Categories: Events
ENGLISH REGENCY DANCING AND TEA ON ZOOM WITH THE BERAHAS
Start: 04/18/2021 - 3:00pm
End: 04/18/2021 - 4:30pm
"There's any number of reasons to come to an on-line dance, from having background music and voices in an otherwise-empty house to chatting, visiting, listening, and (yes) dancing. "
Sip, chat, and Dance Like Jane Austen. Let's party like it's 1799!
COVID-19 update: Our in-person Third Sunday English Regency Dances and Teas IN LOS ANGELES are SUSPENDED until after ordinances restricting large gatherings are lifted.
However!
We are holding English Regency dancing and tea online this Sunday and every Sunday at 3 pm Pacific Time.
General information:
Categories: Mass Historia
ENGLISH REGENCY DANCING AND TEA ON ZOOM WITH THE BERAHAS
Start: 04/18/2021 - 3:00pm
End: 04/18/2021 - 4:30pm
"There's any number of reasons to come to an on-line dance, from having background music and voices in an otherwise-empty house to chatting, visiting, listening, and (yes) dancing. "
Sip, chat, and Dance Like Jane Austen. Let's party like it's 1799!
COVID-19 update: Our in-person Third Sunday English Regency Dances and Teas IN LOS ANGELES are SUSPENDED until after ordinances restricting large gatherings are lifted.
However!
We are holding English Regency dancing and tea online this Sunday and every Sunday at 3 pm Pacific Time.
General information:
Categories: Events
ENGLISH REGENCY DANCING AND TEA ON ZOOM WITH THE BERAHAS
Start: 04/11/2021 - 3:00pm
End: 04/11/2021 - 4:30pm
"There's any number of reasons to come to an on-line dance, from having background music and voices in an otherwise-empty house to chatting, visiting, listening, and (yes) dancing. "
Sip, chat, and Dance Like Jane Austen. Let's party like it's 1799!
COVID-19 update: Our in-person Third Sunday English Regency Dances and Teas IN LOS ANGELES are SUSPENDED until after ordinances restricting large gatherings are lifted.
However!
We are holding English Regency dancing and tea online this Sunday and every Sunday at 3 pm Pacific Time.
General information:
Categories: Mass Historia
ENGLISH REGENCY DANCING AND TEA ON ZOOM WITH THE BERAHAS
Start: 04/11/2021 - 3:00pm
End: 04/11/2021 - 4:30pm
"There's any number of reasons to come to an on-line dance, from having background music and voices in an otherwise-empty house to chatting, visiting, listening, and (yes) dancing. "
Sip, chat, and Dance Like Jane Austen. Let's party like it's 1799!
COVID-19 update: Our in-person Third Sunday English Regency Dances and Teas IN LOS ANGELES are SUSPENDED until after ordinances restricting large gatherings are lifted.
However!
We are holding English Regency dancing and tea online this Sunday and every Sunday at 3 pm Pacific Time.
General information:
Categories: Events
